And here it is, the moment you all have been waiting for (i'm sure you have)! The winner of an astounding, random, clearance rack custom race shirt is........
JENNIFER! who's message was
"If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mom"
The two runners up were John with Drew P. Weiner, and Heather with Jenny Taylia. I also loved Imus B. Slow, and Candy Yass by Jams.
I would still like to know why "Erin runs braless" and EMZ, we must think alike. You came up with Smar Tass. When Hugh was still in the brainstorming phase, I had jotted down Grey Tass. I also thought I might make Angie a shirt that says Bee Hotch. Get it? Like Beeotch?
I absolutely loved hearing all of your phenomenal ideas and I'm pretty sure that I will be slamming everyone's mom in my next race! Idea thief, right here. I think I'll also be having you guys play this little game again sometime so keep your thinking caps on.
Jennifer, email me your shirt size and address so I can get started! firstname.lastname@example.org